The pirates desperately need your help now more than ever. They are poor and sad and cannot even afford to buy themselves a new Thorax after they keep fricken losing them every day now. This fundraiser is being selflessly posted here by me, so that I can help fund the adventures of pirates all over the universe!*
*NOTE: All proceeds go to Spectre. He will share nothing with anyone else because no one else is important.
The fundraising contest will last one week and one week ONLY. Simply transfer as much ISK as you would like in game to 'Spectre3353'. Put 'Pirate Fundraiser' as the subject/reason and you will have done a great deed for a great group of people! You may even have a chance at winning one of these fabulous prizes:
1st Place: A short story written about YOU and posted on this blog! How exciting!!!!!!
2nd Place: I will name every ship I fly after YOU for the next month! Awesome sauce!!!!!!
3rd Place: You will recieve a Hallmark card with an Eve oriented Haiku written by ME! Wowee!!!!!
Just remember that every bit of ISK you donate helps to save a sad pirate somewhere and NOBODY likes sad pirates. Seriously. Nobody.
P.S. Yes, I know I am a sellout. Screw off (and send me money please).
16 comments:
Hey man, good luck with the fundraising. I don't have many ISKies to spare, I'm afraid but I'll see if I can send a little something your way.
Its sad to see little girls exploited by pirates like that... But then again if it helps you make money, at least you get something out of it.
lmao
Your bodacious genius is truly inspiring. Can I win all three prizes? Cuz you know, I'm competitive that way. And way to go...turn those little girls into pirates early and then sign them up for Hellcats when they get old enough! kthx.
What if someone sent you several billion isk? You should be careful what you ask for. Piracy is a tad boring when you're rich. ;)
Mynx: Send me three different transfers and if they are the three highest amounts at the end of a week, you will win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Woooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Avaricha: If someone sent me several billion ISK, i would buy an Incursus and fit it with the most ridiculously expensive faction mods I could find. I would then kill a Bantam, forget I was flagged, get killed by sentry guns and be back where I started. It would be GLORIOUS.
If I win can I pick the ship names Spec?? >:)
foster: Absolutely. The 2nd place winner can either let me decide on an appropriate name(s) or they can choose it themselves. I am fine with any vulgar or disturbing or ridiculous names.
"boring when you're rich"?! HA! I don't think so...Spec has the right idea on that score.
Look on the bright side, Spec...we're making our industrial friends rich needing to buy all these ships and mods to replace the ones we lose! At least SOMEONE benefits!
Being a newb pirate myself, I know the trials and tribulations of funding our much needed community service. I killed a miner today, and I'm sending the proceeds your way. Keep up the good work.
(it was only an osprey, so not that much, but every little bit helps)
Nah, you haven't sold out until you start pimping referrals to play Eve so you can get free playtime. :-P
I'm sittin here LMFAO that you posted in Crime & Punishment about your Pirate Fundraiser. *guffaw*
Genius.
(Flashfresh bows)
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I thought i was the laughing stock of Mercantile Bureaua's pirate tavern of scummery... not anymore!! :) good luck funding a new thorax though, as u can tell from my loss mails on the KB i can't exactly help right now :(
infidel
self aggrandizement at its best!
http://www.yourdictionary.com/self-aggrandizement
"noun
the act of making oneself more powerful, wealthy, etc., esp. in a ruthless way"
~Manasi
LOL! Well, my donations to a pyerate goes to keeping a bounty on Wensley..
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