I am taking time today away from the usual broadcast scheduling to tell you about a group of people who desperately need your help. Pirates have been around for trillions of years and without them, the universe would have remained a boring, safe place. They have helped pillage, rape, steal, destroy and grief countless millions. Without them, life would be boring and you would all mining Kernite in belt 1-1 in safety (and who would want that?)
The pirates desperately need your help now more than ever. They are poor and sad and cannot even afford to buy themselves a new Thorax after they keep fricken losing them every day now. This fundraiser is being selflessly posted here by me, so that I can help fund the adventures of pirates all over the universe!*
*NOTE: All proceeds go to Spectre. He will share nothing with anyone else because no one else is important.
The fundraising contest will last one week and one week ONLY. Simply transfer as much ISK as you would like in game to 'Spectre3353'. Put 'Pirate Fundraiser' as the subject/reason and you will have done a great deed for a great group of people! You may even have a chance at winning one of these fabulous prizes:
1st Place: A short story written about YOU and posted on this blog! How exciting!!!!!!
2nd Place: I will name every ship I fly after YOU for the next month! Awesome sauce!!!!!!
3rd Place: You will recieve a Hallmark card with an Eve oriented Haiku written by ME! Wowee!!!!!
Just remember that every bit of ISK you donate helps to save a sad pirate somewhere and NOBODY likes sad pirates. Seriously. Nobody.
P.S. Yes, I know I am a sellout. Screw off (and send me money please).
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