Saturday, October 11, 2008

Killing Stuff Is Fun

It has not been a good few days. Four cruisers down in a period of 48 hours. The only thing that could possibly cheer me up would be some good old carebear tears:

[15:19:44] Wah Wah Magee > you're a real tough guy
[15:19:51] Wah Wah Magee > you killed a gunless, modless, afk ship
[15:19:52] Spectre3353 > i know i am
[15:19:53] Spectre3353 > anyhiow
[15:19:57] Spectre3353 > 5 million and your pod can go
[15:19:58] Spectre3353 > you have 30 seconds
[15:20:15] Wah Wah Magee > you can go f*ck yourself sideways, i dareyou to pod me
[15:20:16] Spectre3353 > 20 seconds
[15:20:24] Wah Wah Magee > f*ck yourself
[15:20:29] Spectre3353 > eh actually after your threat i think im going to let you go
[15:20:36] Wah Wah Magee > haha
[15:20:37] Wah Wah Magee > pusy
[15:20:37] Spectre3353 > youve made me very fearful of retribution from you and your corporation
[15:20:40] Wah Wah Magee > pod my pussy
[15:20:47] Wah Wah Magee > pos me pussy
[15:20:52] Wah Wah Magee > pod me
[15:20:53] Spectre3353 > no i am going to let you go because i am so very scared
[15:20:54] Wah Wah Magee > i dare you
[15:20:56] Spectre3353 > i dont want to cause any trouble
[15:21:00] Spectre3353 > i am a peaceful friendly loving person
[15:21:03] Wah Wah Magee > haha your a pussy
[15:21:06] Spectre3353 > i enjoy long walks on the beach
[15:21:07] Wah Wah Magee > pod me
[15:21:09] Wah Wah Magee > i dare you
[15:21:12] Spectre3353 > scrapbooking
[15:21:21] Wah Wah Magee > hahahahaha
[15:21:24] Spectre3353 > and wine & cheese tastings
[15:21:25] Wah Wah Magee > afraid of the sec hit huh
[15:21:33] Spectre3353 > yes i dont want to lower my -9.97 anymore
[15:21:36] Spectre3353 > it would be the end of me!
[15:21:44] Wah Wah Magee > pod me i dare you
[15:21:46] Spectre3353 > let me be honest
[15:21:49] Spectre3353 > killing stuff is fun
[15:21:51] Wah Wah Magee > quicker way back to that station
[15:21:52] Spectre3353 > but the tears from people like you
[15:21:55] Spectre3353 > is what makes this game fun
[15:21:59] Spectre3353 > thank you for making my day
[15:21:59] Wah Wah Magee > lol
[15:22:02] Wah Wah Magee > you see any tears?
[15:22:10] Wah Wah Magee > i have over 500 million
[15:22:14] Wah Wah Magee > i dont care about the ship
[15:22:18] Spectre3353 > wowzers! thats a lot of money!!!!!
[15:22:18] Wah Wah Magee > i dont care about the clone
[15:22:20] Wah Wah Magee > thank you
[15:22:35] Wah Wah Magee > i agree

For anyone worried, he did get podded in the end.

13 comments:

Mynxee said...

This cheered me up, too. Made me laugh right out loud, in fact :)

CrazyKinux said...

I see what you did here. Made the agony of his demise last longer. Like taking longer to scratch an itch!

Nice of you to end his pain!

CrazyKinux

Lanissum said...

lol; I once killed a noob, who after calling me all sorts of crud claimed that 'I don't care b/c I've got a billion + isk'

This guy wasn't 30 days old.

San Rintu said...

We feed on their tears.

I can taste the pain, it makes me live

Josh (GH) said...

Ahhh carebear tears, is there no finer delicacy?

Jaggins said...

I'm so glad you killed him! What a weirdo...

Ka Jolo said...

Bah, his kind I would have just kept pointed for as long as possible, then ignored his convo. Kill 'em with boredom.

Avan Sercedos said...

I would've podded him, docked back at the station, have somebody watch the undock while I changed into a BC / BS with a SB with scan resolution script fit, and have the scout bump the mark repeatedly as I undocked, loaded the grid, locked, went into range, then unload pew pew, again.

I should stop while I'm ahead.

Lars Lodar said...

I actually lol'd.

Shit like this makes me love EVE.

Apoctasy said...

"pod my pussy"

CLASSIC!

Flashfresh said...

I love it.

F

StrangeApe said...

not knowing much about the game, i suppose he was scrambled and webbed and all that jazz. At that point, you just keep him that way for as long as possible and leave to get a coffee or something.

Always entertaining man. Keep putting a smile on my face.

Xasz said...

This is why I play. Honestly.

...on that note, I'm such a griefer.