This is no ordinary salad. It may be the greatest salad ever created. I fit it like so:
Lows: 5x Leafs Of Romaine Lettuce (ripped up into small pieces)
Mids: 8x Croutons 1/2x Small Onion (chopped up into little strings) 1x Large Mushroom (chopped up into little slices) 1x 10MN Microwarpdrive I
Highs: 1x Olive Oil 1x Vinegar 1x Salt 1x Pepper
Drones: 5x Warrior II
The key is really the onion and the vinegar. Together they give the salad such a bite that it almost jumps out at you and grabs your balls and forces you to give it your wallet. The croutons and salt and pepper give it the flavor while the lettuce and mushrooms provide the body and textures any salad needs for completeness. In case of smaller ships engaging this salad, you can simply stick your Warrior II's on them and MWD away towards the refrigerator where a beer or six will fix everything.
IMPORTANT ADDITIONAL NOTE: Tomatoes should really be mandatory in this salad as well. I simply did not have any in my hangar to work with. I recommend the small Italian ones which can be found in Hek for about 300,000 ISK a piece. They are well worth it.