Better Than You
I seem to be getting a lot of comments from all around about how my choice in entertainment is less than satisfactory. I just wanted to let you all know that your opinions are completely ignored and than you are all wrong. I enjoy Warcraft. I enjoy it and that must mean it is a good game to play because I am better than you. Yes you, the person reading these very words. I am better than you at flying my ship. I am better than you at smooth talking. I am better than you at certain types of relations that involve no pants. I am better than you at killing. I am better than you at dying. I am the best and I am always right and if you do not agree with the things I say or the things I do then you need to take a serious look in the mirror and wonder why you aren't more like me.
Spectre is the greatest pirate, pilot... hell, living being to ever exist in the universe of Eve and there will never be another person like him. This being said, I do not give any of you permission to ever disagree with or criticize me ever again or I will find you and shoot your battleship with my frigate until it blows up. Just to enforce all you just read, stare at this picture of me and feel intimidated:
Back In The Saddle?
It took a few days but after evading several Gallente Federation Navy patrols I was able to slip back into low security space and back to my home station in Evati. I stalked from ship to ship in the hangar, removing their covers, giving them hugs and whispering sweet nothings into their exhausts. I couldn't wait to get back out there so after some preperation including putting on my badass leather jacket, my pink bunny slippers and giving myself a pep-talk in the mirror, I chose my Taranis and went looking for trouble. Two days, twenty-five kills and four losses later I certainly didn't feel as though I had lost anything by being out of commission for the past few months. I have still got it.
I have spent a majority of my time flying with my former cohort from the Python Cartel, Andrea Skye. We have been working hard to make life miserable for everyone we encounter...
Trying to trick some missioners doing low level missions in low security space:
[03:31:27] Spectre3353 > could u help us plz???
[03:31:49] Spectre3353 > friend???
[03:31:52] Sebasti Saun > im a noob, in a battle right now. :(
[03:31:58] Spectre3353 > oh cool!
[03:32:00] Spectre3353 > we can help!
[03:32:15] Spectre3353 > join our fleet and we can kill rats too :)
[03:32:35] Sebasti Saun > nice security status
[03:32:45] Spectre3353 > WE R NICE I SWEARRRRRRRRR
[03:32:50] Sebasti Saun > lol
[06:43:48] Spectre3353 > hello!
[06:42:59] Uchiha1 > hey
[06:43:01] Spectre3353 > plz can u help???
[06:43:17] Uchiha1 > do what
[06:43:33] Spectre3353 > rats klled my 1 shp
[06:43:38] Spectre3353 > can u halp kill???
[06:43:43] Uchiha1 > na
Taunting a gang of frigates that wound up webbing, scramming and popping me as I flew around them in a cocky fashion:
[04:56:13] Spectre3353 > i welcome your challenge
[04:56:19] Spectre3353 > please meet me at planet V for an ass wooping
[04:57:03] Glach Duwat > :-\
[04:57:06] Joe Martin > You'd like that.
[04:58:45] Spectre3353 > 2 frigs vs like 7
[04:58:47] Spectre3353 > sounds fair to me
[04:59:01] Tri Vetra > more like v 1000000000000
[04:59:09] Spectre3353 > you have 100000000000? damn
[04:59:16] Spectre3353 > thats going to break the concurrent user record
[05:01:52] Marrl Shadowfall > lol
[05:01:57] Marrl Shadowfall > what happened to the asswhooping
[05:02:05] Spectre3353 > something was in my eye
[05:02:11] Marrl Shadowfall > oic
[05:02:13] Marrl Shadowfall > bad luck
All this hard work made me work up a hell of an appetite:
Splatting all around in Rainmaker (13-4, Tri-slosher) - Phew, no one wants the Rainmaker! At least, no one in purple. I squid around the side, on a whim because I'm back in A Rank battles, and find a sole green ...
9 hours ago