It's Not Easy Being Red

It is not easy being a blinky red pirate. It is not a simple life to have a -10 security status. Frankly, it hurts a little bit to have people announce that you are not welcome and that you will be violenced every time you try to enter a remotely civilized star system. Are these people totally unfeeling? Why do CONCORD and the factions react so rudely when we try to simply fly by? Were they not raised properly or loved as children? It is absolute horsedoodie that pilots who have a higher security status get such an advantage against those of us who have simply killed a few hundred pods that all probably deserved it anyhow. Yea, I said horsedoodie. I really wanted to use another word but I try my best to keep the fucking vulgarities to a minimum on this family friendly blog. Oh... oops.

If you still don't understand what I mean, maybe this video from a famous freedom fighter against racism and unfair treatment can explain the issues more clearly:



Sure he was talking about green and not red and he is a frog and not a pilot and hes a puppet where as we are real fake people in a video game but what does it matter? Deep down he and I are the same. Need more proof? Here is a picture of how Kermit would look if he too was a pirate:

Yesterday, about an hour after I just purchased and fit a brand new Lachesis worth somewhere in the 80 million ISK range, I was scrambled by one of the non-blinky PvP pilots that hangs around in the nearby systems. I was scrambled by his Helios in highsec as I tried to warp through a 0.5 system that was blocking my path between two low security systems with no way around. A recon destroyed by a Helios all because that pilot is too much of a giant vagina to have some balls and fight without the use of NPC sentry guns and/or ships. This mechanic and the fact that I lost a ship in this manner is absolute horsedoodie. Complete and utter horsedoodie. It is ridiculous. Had I been the one exploiting game mechanics to get some easy free kills it would have been fine, because I am me. When these sorts of things are done to me, it is unacceptable and a hate crime against those of the blinky red persuasion.

It is with all of these ideas and recent events in mind that I have decided to form an organization to further the cause of blinky people. I am announcing the formation of the Anti-Blinky Defamation and College Fund Institute for the Advancement of Blinkies League (ABDCFIABL for short and prounced "ab-dic-fee-able"). We are opening our coffers for donations immediately. Please send all donations in game in the form of ISK to our treasurer Spectre3353. All donations will be put towards the cause of fair treatment and consideration for all of those who have a negative security status and have been wronged by the authorities and their lackeys. Stay strong my brothers (and Mynxee). Soon it will be our time (as long as you send money, that is).