We invite a two month old pilot in a Hurricane to join our fleet. He accepts:
[02:04:34 ] Spectre3353 > hey dude
[02:04:40 ] Spectre3353 > do you know whats going on with the guys in 3-1???
[02:05:04 ] Spectre3353 > lyls???
[02:05:09 ] Lylsburg > not a clue
[02:05:13 ] Spectre3353 > well we just saw like
[02:05:15 ] Spectre3353 > all these cruisers
[02:05:17 ] Spectre3353 > in uhhh
[02:05:41 ] Lylsburg > osoggur p3m1?
[02:05:56 ] Spectre3353 > what does that mean?
We warp our friend to a safe spot and begin firing upon him with three low-DPS artillery fit Thrashers:
[02:06:42 ] Lylsburg > andrea why are you hitting me?
[02:06:47 ] Spectre3353 > accident
[02:06:48 ] Spectre3353 > skye stop
[02:06:49 ] Spectre3353 > friend
[02:07:07 ] Bfoster > stop skye
[02:07:08 ] Andrea Skye > my guns wont turn off
[02:07:14 ] Bfoster > shall we kill skye?
[02:07:16 ] Spectre3353 > SKYE STOP DUDE
[02:07:30 ] Andrea Skye > DEY NOT TURNIN OFF
[02:07:34 ] Spectre3353 > DOOD
[02:07:35 ] Spectre3353 > D00D
[02:07:36 ] Lylsburg > wtf
[02:07:37 ] Spectre3353 > STOEP
[02:07:55 ] Spectre3353 > I DONT KNOW WHY U HITTIN WTF
[02:07:59 ] Lylsburg > how do you accidently get point on me and start attacking
[02:08:05 ] Spectre3353 > ACCIDENT
[02:08:09 ] Spectre3353 > WE DUN KNOW HOW DIS HAPPEN
[02:08:12 ] Andrea Skye > ACCIDENTAL
[02:08:16 ] Bfoster > STOP
[02:08:20 ] Bfoster > I LOVE THIS GUY
[02:08:20 ] Spectre3353 > stop nao
[02:08:22 ] Spectre3353 > STOP NAOW GUYZ
Lylsburg's Hurricane blows up and we pod him:
[02:08:51 ] Bfoster > did you die lyl?
[02:08:57 ] Lylsburg > thanks a hell of a lot
[02:09:03 ] Bfoster > skye?
[02:09:05 ] Bfoster > wtf?
[02:09:13 ] Bfoster > you always do this to my men
[02:09:13 ] Lylsburg > completely lost my ship and killed me
[02:09:15 ] Andrea Skye > sorry my guns were stuck
[02:09:25 ] Lylsburg > bullshit fukcing griefers..
[02:09:30 ] Spectre3353 > fuk i dun know man
[02:09:31 ] Lylsburg > ok so who's goign to compensate me?
[02:09:33 ] Spectre3353 > i dun know what happpen
[02:09:34 ] Andrea Skye > DUDE IT WAS A MISTAKE
[02:09:36 ] Bfoster > can we still be friends?
[02:09:38 ] Andrea Skye > I WAS BUGGED
[02:09:50 ] Bfoster > i am gay
[02:10:26 ] Lylsburg > i'd keep your eye out for goons in the future
[02:10:30 ] Bfoster > i can compensate
[02:10:35 ] Bfoster > i like man love
[02:10:39 ] Spectre3353 > OH NOES NOT GOONSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
A few minutes later, a member of the Minmatar milita sends me a mail containing a conversation that just occurred in their intel chat:
Lylsburg > fuck i just got totally owned by a fleet i joined.. stupid ass move
fffuuu > ,,, they shot you?
Lylsburg > no python corp
Lylsburg > andrea skye, bfoster, spectre3353
Chigy > lol pwnt
Chigy > Spec is te CEO
Lylsburg > sigh... that's why i hate this game sometimes
Lylsburg > sit in militia channel asking for fleet, never get one, finlaly get a fleet and they kill me
fffuuu > dude, they were pirates, what did you expect?
Lylsburg > it's just mindnumbing sometimes to try and do anyting in this game
Roc’s Rule #505 - Pain changes people.
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