Sunday, September 13, 2009

Your Tears Fuel Us

We invite a two month old pilot in a Hurricane to join our fleet. He accepts:

[02:04:34 ] Spectre3353 > hey dude
[02:04:40 ] Spectre3353 > do you know whats going on with the guys in 3-1???
[02:05:04 ] Spectre3353 > lyls???
[02:05:09 ] Lylsburg > not a clue
[02:05:13 ] Spectre3353 > well we just saw like
[02:05:15 ] Spectre3353 > all these cruisers
[02:05:17 ] Spectre3353 > in uhhh
[02:05:41 ] Lylsburg > osoggur p3m1?
[02:05:56 ] Spectre3353 > what does that mean?

We warp our friend to a safe spot and begin firing upon him with three low-DPS artillery fit Thrashers:

[02:06:42 ] Lylsburg > andrea why are you hitting me?
[02:06:47 ] Spectre3353 > accident
[02:06:48 ] Spectre3353 > skye stop
[02:06:49 ] Spectre3353 > friend
[02:07:07 ] Bfoster > stop skye
[02:07:08 ] Andrea Skye > my guns wont turn off
[02:07:14 ] Bfoster > shall we kill skye?
[02:07:16 ] Spectre3353 > SKYE STOP DUDE
[02:07:30 ] Andrea Skye > DEY NOT TURNIN OFF
[02:07:34 ] Spectre3353 > DOOD
[02:07:35 ] Spectre3353 > D00D
[02:07:36 ] Lylsburg > wtf
[02:07:37 ] Spectre3353 > STOEP
[02:07:55 ] Spectre3353 > I DONT KNOW WHY U HITTIN WTF
[02:07:59 ] Lylsburg > how do you accidently get point on me and start attacking
[02:08:05 ] Spectre3353 > ACCIDENT
[02:08:09 ] Spectre3353 > WE DUN KNOW HOW DIS HAPPEN
[02:08:12 ] Andrea Skye > ACCIDENTAL
[02:08:16 ] Bfoster > STOP
[02:08:20 ] Bfoster > I LOVE THIS GUY
[02:08:20 ] Spectre3353 > stop nao
[02:08:22 ] Spectre3353 > STOP NAOW GUYZ

Lylsburg's Hurricane blows up and we pod him:

[02:08:51 ] Bfoster > did you die lyl?
[02:08:57 ] Lylsburg > thanks a hell of a lot
[02:09:03 ] Bfoster > skye?
[02:09:05 ] Bfoster > wtf?
[02:09:13 ] Bfoster > you always do this to my men
[02:09:13 ] Lylsburg > completely lost my ship and killed me
[02:09:15 ] Andrea Skye > sorry my guns were stuck
[02:09:25 ] Lylsburg > bullshit fukcing griefers..
[02:09:30 ] Spectre3353 > fuk i dun know man
[02:09:31 ] Lylsburg > ok so who's goign to compensate me?
[02:09:33 ] Spectre3353 > i dun know what happpen
[02:09:34 ] Andrea Skye > DUDE IT WAS A MISTAKE
[02:09:36 ] Bfoster > can we still be friends?
[02:09:38 ] Andrea Skye > I WAS BUGGED
[02:09:50 ] Bfoster > i am gay
[02:10:26 ] Lylsburg > i'd keep your eye out for goons in the future
[02:10:30 ] Bfoster > i can compensate
[02:10:35 ] Bfoster > i like man love
[02:10:39 ] Spectre3353 > OH NOES NOT GOONSS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



A few minutes later, a member of the Minmatar milita sends me a mail containing a conversation that just occurred in their intel chat:

2009.09.13 02:19
Lylsburg > fuck i just got totally owned by a fleet i joined.. stupid ass move
fffuuu > ,,, they shot you?
Lylsburg > no python corp
Lylsburg > andrea skye, bfoster, spectre3353
Chigy > lol pwnt
Chigy > Spec is te CEO
Lylsburg > sigh... that's why i hate this game sometimes
Lylsburg > sit in militia channel asking for fleet, never get one, finlaly get a fleet and they kill me
fffuuu > dude, they were pirates, what did you expect?
Lylsburg > it's just mindnumbing sometimes to try and do anyting in this game


11 comments:

Nashh Kadavr said...

pure evil. tut tut. (i like)

cdm soon, been distracted this week sorry...

Quivering Palm said...

ahahaha my god you folks are shameless! You didn't inform him where to drop his stuff in case he /ragequit the game! :-p

Andrea skye said...

MY GUNS WERE LIKE, TOTALY STUCK AND STUFF!

Tony "EVE's Weekend Warrior" said...

LMFAO!!!

So hilarious man, especially with them pictures ahaha.

Lars Lodar said...

It never gets old.

:D

f0st3r said...

I tried to give him gay man love...

Yargok said...

Thats what you get puttin females in spaceships.. guns get stuck and accidentally kill stuff..

Shame on you Skye.

Seriously.. Awesome.

Myrhial Arkenath said...

EVE is indeed mind-numbing if you have the IQ of a fishstick :P

Mynxee said...

LOLS @ Myr and the PC guys. I am amazed anyone joins a fleet of people they don't know.

Anonymous said...

Actually what's kinda funny is the guy isn't exactly crying, he's admitting he screwed up and got pwned...

I mean good kill and all, but you're really just kind of glamming it up for yourself...

Spectre said...

Anon: Except for the part where he curses at us, demands we compensate him for his ship and then threatens to send the Goons after us? No, excellent point, that isn't tears at all.

Idiot.