Sunday, May 23, 2010

Smack Is Rather Fun

Ken Plante > smack is part of the game and rather fun

I have made a few enemies in my time in Eve. Some fade away and forget about me quickly. Others realize that I'm really just a dumbass and a charming fellow and become my friends. A select few however, fester with hate and never forget my name or why it is that they despise me. Of all these individuals, the one that seems to be the least unforgiving and the most immature is mister Ken Plante. In the past we have traded shots, from the Python Cartel ganking his most prized ship and pushing his corp out of its home system to him preventing me from running for CSM. With this in mind, it was quite fitting that my first encounter in quite a while was a run in with the the most hateful man in Eve as I flew over to Egghelende to pick up a ship...

[ 06:14:20 ] EVE System > Channel changed to Egghelende Local Channel
[ 06:14:33 ] Spectre3353 > omg kenny hi
[ 06:16:08 ] Ken Plante > lol
[ 06:16:18 ] Spectre3353 > i miss you
[ 06:16:31 ] Ken Plante > thats nice
[ 06:16:34 ] Ken Plante > hows python
[ 06:16:39 ] Spectre3353 > great
[ 06:17:04 ] Ken Plante > good to hear
[ 06:19:29 ] Spectre3353 > im going to go mission
[ 06:19:33 ] Spectre3353 > is it safe in here for that....?
[ 06:19:38 ] Ken Plante > thats nice
[ 06:19:54 ] Spectre3353 > i feel like i might be outmatched by the npcs
[ 06:20:02 ] Spectre3353 > can you send one of your dogs to come help me maybe....?
[ 06:20:07 ] Ken Plante > well u were never any real good
[ 06:20:23 ] Spectre3353 > at least i was decent at english
[ 06:20:31 ] Spectre3353 > apparently you never any real good graduated high school

This went on for over 20 minutes. Most of it was pretty poor quality smack but I did everything I could to keep him rambling and from logging off. He had to stick around until my gangmates arrived and we could try to goad him into a fight.

[ 06:26:41 ] Ken Plante > go write about this in your eve diary
[ 06:26:44 ] Spectre3353 > i think i will
[ 06:26:50 ] Ken Plante > so you can have nobobdies kiss ur ass

Well I think we know who one of the Anonymous commenter's is that has been leaving hate on this blog. Nice going Kenny.

[ 06:27:58 ] Spectre3353 > because i own you
[ 06:28:00 ] Ken Plante > but you wont
[ 06:28:04 ] Spectre3353 > i am your fucking grim reaper
[ 06:28:05 ] Ken Plante > because u have nothing left
[ 06:28:07 ] Spectre3353 > ken plante, owned by me
[ 06:28:11 ] Ken Plante > u nebver killed me
[ 06:28:12 ] Spectre3353 > always
[ 06:28:15 ] Spectre3353 > always ken
[ 06:28:16 ] Spectre3353 > i own you
[ 06:28:16 ] Ken Plante > u were always dead
[ 06:28:18 ] Spectre3353 > dont ever forget it
[ 06:28:19 ] Ken Plante > ;p;
[ 06:28:22 ] Spectre3353 > tell yourself whatever you want to tell yourself
[ 06:28:23 ] Spectre3353 > but you know
[ 06:28:27 ] Spectre3353 > that i am your daddy
[ 06:28:29 ] Spectre3353 > and i always have been

About this time, my gang arrived in the next system over and I began to try and convince him to undock a ship that we would be able to kill before it could de-aggress and redock...

[ 06:32:45 ] Spectre3353 > come undock
[ 06:32:47 ] Spectre3353 > talk with your guns
[ 06:32:50 ] Spectre3353 > log your alt off
[ 06:32:51 ] Spectre3353 > undock
[ 06:32:52 ] Spectre3353 > and we'll fight
[ 06:32:57 ] Ken Plante > k
[ 06:33:14 ] Spectre3353 > i bet youll bring a kronos or something
[ 06:33:23 ] Spectre3353 > never want to fight anything that isnt a complete outmatch

[ 06:34:25 ] Spectre3353 > im waiting girl
[ 06:35:01 ] Spectre3353 > prepping your alt before you undock?
[ 06:35:10 ] Spectre3353 > typical
[ 06:35:20 ] Ken Plante > 1 sec throwing in drones
[ 06:36:00 ] Spectre3353 > gl

Finally, Ken's anger and hate had caused him to commit to a situation that I generally never saw him get caught up in. Usually he has support from alts and his corporation as well as a scout watching the next system over. This time he had blindly taken my bait and engaged with a regular old T1 battleship instead of his usual fancy toys and other safety nets. It would be the last mistake he ever made with this ship. He engaged my Dominix and I held him down and neuted away as much cap as I could until my gang arrived. I turned and warp away in low armor as the rest of my friends melted Ken and we destroyed his ship. In his home. Again.

[ 06:38:48 ] Ken Plante > u bitch
[ 06:39:35 ] IEATCRAYONS > hi ken
[ 06:39:56 ] Spectre3353 > HI KENNY
[ 06:40:21 ] Spectre3353 > LAWL
[ 06:40:25 ] Spectre3353 > kenny i love you man
[ 06:40:26 ] IEATCRAYONS > oh whoops
[ 06:40:30 ] Ken Plante > u never could fight alone
[ 06:40:31 ] Spectre3353 > you are by far the most entertaining person in this game
[ 06:40:31 ] Brick0Joe > AHAHA KENNY
[ 06:40:32 ] Ken Plante > lol
[ 06:40:35 ] 00sage00 > GF
[ 06:40:37 ] IEATCRAYONS > ROFL
[ 06:40:39 ] Ken Plante > gf guys
[ 06:40:41 ] Wohenmang > I LOVE YOU KENNY
[ 06:40:45 ] Jaxxon Voers > gf kenny
[ 06:40:47 ] Spectre3353 > gf kenny
[ 06:40:55 ] Ken Plante > man spec ur domi sucks
[ 06:40:56 ] IEATCRAYONS > GF KENNY
[ 06:40:57 ] Ken Plante > wowo
[ 06:41:01 ] Spectre3353 > but it killed you

17 comments:

Andrea skye said...

FACEPLATED AGAIN XD

Andrea skye said...

faceplanted even

Helicity Boson said...

no matter how many times we do that to him, i just never gets old xD

What a tool.

grogorog said...

what was that about quitting eve?

Cozmik R5 said...

Welcome back... again... sheesh!

Casiella Truza said...

I knew you'd be back. ;)

Anonymous said...

I thought you left... Welcome back!

Spectre said...

Surely you guys know me well enough at this point to realize that I never actually quit when I say I am quitting.

Ken Plante said...

YOU R A JOKE

MOMMA PLANTE said...

YOU KILLED MY KENNY AGAIN? IM GOING TO TAN YOUR BACKSIDES YOU BIG BULLIES. LEAVE MY LITTLE KENNY ALONE!

Lars Lodar said...

I think it's time for some Ken alt action.

El Plante was the best.

Vasavia said...

Welcome to back to EVE, Spec. I highly recommend dropping from Python temporarily and starting up a new corp. The "Ken Plante Conglomerate". It's sole purpose, of course, to kill Kenny indefinitely.

Again, welcome back o/

Anonymous said...

Eh, makes you kind of look like a bitch.

Flashfresh said...

Welcome back Spec.

Anonymous said...

hey maybe we can play paintballz sometime? I paint your ballz and you paint mine?

Andrei said...

Congrats. I feel so bad you guys are on the other side of the world or else i would join you in a blink.

Adainy said...

Hi there Spectre, I read your blog, and it's great, and blah blah blah and crap.

Listen, in AT8, Ken Plante was the first to die in his alliance's first round. He was flying a Curse. He died in the first 30 seconds.

Thought you would like to know.