Tuesday, July 20, 2010


Tonight, we took a small gang of T1 cruisers dozens of jumps through normally busy areas of lowsec to try and find some fun. Instead, 00sage00, Inka, IEATCRAYONS and myself only managed to find one ship to engage the entire way... a three-week old player in a Thrasher. I tried my best to ransom but it has been a while...
[03:54:37] Spectre3353 > YARRR HELLO MATEY
[03:54:45] Malshan > how much then?
[03:54:57] Spectre3353 > 100 billion isk your thrasher will be allowed to leave
[03:54:58] Spectre3353 > along with your pod
[03:55:01] Spectre3353 > you have 30 seconds to comply
[03:55:05] Spectre3353 > before you will face utter destruction
[03:55:07] Malshan > *sigh*
[03:55:22] Spectre3353 > 15 seconds
[03:55:28] Spectre3353 > YARRR PERHAPS WE CAN BARTER
[03:55:32] Spectre3353 > what would be a better price poitn for you?
[03:55:35] Spectre3353 > point
[03:55:36] Malshan > 1 mil
[03:55:42] Malshan > ship isnt worth more than that, with weps
[03:55:46] Spectre3353 > lets meet in the middle at 50 billion
[03:56:01] Malshan > look at my play tiem man, dont have that kind of money :P
[03:56:05] Malshan > 2 mil's the limit
[03:56:32] Malshan > your loss
...at which point his destroyer was... destroyed. Perhaps he would be interested in paying a ransom for his pod instead?

[03:56:35] Spectre3353 > YARRR MATEY HELLO
[03:56:38] Spectre3353 > WE WOULD LIKE TO RANSOM YOUR POD
[03:57:05] Malshan > hurry it up please
[03:57:23] Spectre3353 > ok 100 billion isk is more reasonable
[03:57:40] Malshan > stfu and kill the pod
[03:58:04] Spectre3353 > 10 billion isk
[03:58:04] Malshan > *sigh* kids
[03:58:17] Spectre3353 > 10 billion or you get splatted
[03:58:23] Spectre3353 > ok how about this
[03:58:24] Malshan > then splat me
[03:58:25] Spectre3353 > a trivia game
[03:58:28] Spectre3353 > if you get all right, you can leave
[03:58:30] Spectre3353 > cool?
[03:58:36] Malshan > i have no implants
[03:58:43] Malshan > so i really couldn't give a shit
[03:58:46] Spectre3353 > QUESTION #1 - WHAT IS THE CAPITAL OF ARKANSAS
[03:58:50] Malshan > night
...at which point he left the channel and refused to take part in my trivia game. Some people simply cannot be civil. Is 1000 billion ISK really that much to ask? What a shame.


Laedy said...


You evil evil griefers :P
I thought 100bil was a fair asking price though, gj.

Hepius said...


They spent how long roaming to find a single newb Thrasher? Got no ransom and couldn't even get a rise out of him. I bet the salvage was awesome. Wow. Time well spent.

Jeez, wonder why lowsec is so empty?

Anonymous said...

[03:58:04] Malshan > *sigh* kids

HA! Classic... Hard to comeback from that.

Anonymous said...

Great comeback, though!

Good job and yeah, I agree with Laedy - 100Bil is clearly the correct amount, I mean we all know he just started the account with tons of PLEX too.

Jokine said...

I the the "YARRR" in caps is my favorite part of your pirating technique.

Anonymous said...


I really liked how you went from a stupidly expensive ransom to one that was totally over the top. Too bad the poor guy didn't have a sense of humor.

Acute Dragonis said...


Theo d'or said...

Classy. Now go do that in Huola.