Friday, December 7, 2012


With the latest Eve expansion comes some neat new ships! The most interesting are the new destroyers of which we have the Amarr Dragoon, Caldari Corax, Minmitar Talwar and Gallente Algos. Since the Corax and Talwar are both missile based ships I pretty much immediately dismissed them. I don't use stupid missiles. Real men use big guns! ...and drones! After messing around with the Dragoon a bit too it seems like a pretty bad choice for solo with its lack of mid-slots so that pretty much leaves the Algos as my only choice to try out of the new ships. For anyone not familiar with what this ship is:

So my first thought is obviously to fit this thing with the biggest drones it can fit and BLASTERS. This is what I came up with initially:

[Algos, Blasters]
Pseudoelectron Containment Field I
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Limited 1MN Microwarpdrive I
J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I
Medium F-S9 Regolith Shield Induction
Light Ion Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
Light Ion Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
Light Ion Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
Light Ion Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
Light Ion Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
[empty high slot]
Small Ancillary Current Router I
Small Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer I
Small Core Defense Field Extender I
Hobgoblin II x3
Hammerhead II x2
Warrior II x5

440 DPS normal, 480 DPS overheated, 8700 EHP. Unfortunately with a 900m optimal and no web, I'm not sure how often that full blaster DPS will actually be applied but it has the potential to drop some crazy DPS on bigger, less mobile ships. A flight of Warrior II's to protect against frigates but frankly it's slow and the Warrior II DPS isn't great so I kind of feel like this thing could get kited and reamed by a lot of the fast frigs running around lowsec right now. Let's try something a little more versitile:

[Algos, Nano]
Damage Control II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Tracking Enhancer II
Limited 1MN Microwarpdrive I
Warp Disruptor II
Medium Shield Extender II
75mm Gatling Rail II, Spike S
75mm Gatling Rail II, Spike S
75mm Gatling Rail II, Spike S
75mm Gatling Rail II, Spike S
75mm Gatling Rail II, Spike S
[empty high slot]
Small Ancillary Current Router I
Small Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer I
Small Hybrid Locus Coordinator I
Valkyrie II x2
Warrior II x3
Warrior II x2

Only 228 DPS but the ability to apply it from out past 20KM. Even with Antimatter in those rails they are going to hit and seriously hurt even smaller ships at close range. This seems to be the best all around EFT Warrior fit I could come up with.

I am interested in others reports on how well the new destroyers are faring so far. Only time will tell how well they actually fit into their roles as anti-frigate platforms and how they compare to their partners in the Catalyst, Coercer, Thrasher and Cormorant.

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

How To Camp a Highsec->Lowsec Gate

What Is Gate Camping and Why Should I Do it?

Gate Camping in Eve is when any number of pilots with predatory intentions sit on or near a warp gate and attempt to destroy whatever ships jump into them. Since travelling pilots do not have any easy way to peek through to the other side, they are usually unaware of the danger lurking on the other side. Since it is always our job to educate those who aren't informed or paying enough attention, we blow these travelers up!

Gate camping in lowsec differs from nullsec significantly. While both are about using busy gates as a choke point to lock down and attack targets, environmental factors and available equipment alter the way in which you can operate. In lowsec, you do not have access to Mobile Warp Disruptors (AKA Bubbles) and attacking most targets results in a Global Criminal Countdown flag and being engaged by sentry guns. In nullsec, interdictors and bubbles are available and pilots do not have to worry about being attacked by sentries. In lowsec, we have to take a bit more care.

This guide will specifically focus on gate camping in lowsec on a gate that goes from highsec to lowsec. For example, if a gate is in a 0.6 system and jumping through brings you into a 0.4 system, this is a highsec->lowsec gate. These gates are most fruitful because you will get ignorant or unaware pilots following what a mission tells them or who are using a "safest route" auto-generated route to go one jump into lowsec.

The reasons to gatecamp are simple. You are giving yourself a monopoly on and chance at engaging every single ship that comes through a choke point. If you choose your gate wisely, you may have access to many pilots who are not prepared and thus give you little resistance. The reasons NOT to gatecamp can be just as simple. Sitting around ganking newbs is not always exciting and can provide little tactical challenge. Making sure to mix things up between roaming gangs and camps or using camping as simply a way to relax after other activities can be smarter than relying on it solely for your PvP needs.

How Do I Know Where To Gate Camp?

Knowing where to camp may be as simple as noticing a certain gate has a lot of activity and camping it to test the waters. In other situations it may simply come from word of mouth or talking to your corp mates who already know nearby systems that are good for camping. Camping far from your home station can be difficult as traveling several jumps in lowsec while flying ships that are not optimal for roaming is dangerous. It may be a good idea to leave ships intended for camping in a station that is in the system where you need them or at least nearby. Travelling somewhere via shuttle and then getting into your slower more lumbering ships only for the camp itself is a safer option. But what if you don't know of any good gates to camp at? There are ways to discover this for yourself...

The Star Map

The Star Map in Eve actually gives you way more information about the universe and its individual systems than you might realize. Among the data you can view is something called "Jumps in the Last Hour". This let's you know how much a system is traveled and thus gives you an idea of how much traffic is actually moving through it and its gates. There are other bits of data you can view such as "Average Pilots in Space in the Last 30 Minutes" and "Number of Pilots Currently Docked and Active" but these indicators aren't quite as good for telling you pilots are actually flying in and out of the system. Dozens of docked pilots does not do much for you when you want them to be out in space and dying to your lazer beams.

To view the Star Map in game, press F10 and then use the World Map Control Panel to filter down to the information you are interested in:

Out Of Game Options

If using the Star Map is too obnoxious, there are out of game options for viewing the Eve map and relevant information about how active each system is. My favorite (and many peoples go-to for Eve map information) is Dotlan Evemaps. In general though I find the in-game map to be most useful and have the most up-to-date information.

What Kinds of Ships and Gangs Should We Camp In?

What Kind Of Ships Can Handle Sentries?

Sentry guns do around 350 DPS when all guns on a gate are focused on one target. Their damage is weighted towards Thermal and Kinetic but they deal a little bit of all four damage types. The guns spread around their DPS so the bigger your gang is, the better the chance that you will only take sentries for a short period of time before they switch off to another gang member. This means that the ship you fly should be able to tank sentries for at least a burst of time and that the ships you can fly are affected slightly by the size and makeup of your gang. For example, in a gang with several members, T2 cruisers may be viable where if you were camping with only a couple of ships, some HAC's or other cruiser or even battlecruiser level ships might have trouble tanking sentries. The bottom line: Bring ships that can tank sentry guns and possibly someone shooting at you all at the same time. Frigates and destroyers are out. Cruisers are iffy. Battlecruisers and Battleships and certain tanky T2 cruisers are in.

In addition to bringing the right ship, your fit should make sense. Many ships have effective buffer tank fits. If your tank is a shield buffer, you might be fine since shields recharge on their own at a slow rate. If your tank is an armor buffer, you might be ok if your gang has remote reps and is willing to repair you every single time you take fire from sentry guns or another ship. Mostly likely though you will want to fit any armor tanked ship with an armor repairer so that you can top yourself off every time you take gate gun fire.

What Kind of Roles Do Different Ships Play?

DPS: When ships uncloak after jumping, they are usually about 15 kilometers off the gate. Flying a blaster ship isn't the worst thing you can do but it does mean that you have to approach before you can apply your full DPS. Other weapon systems such as missiles and lasers do not have this issue to the same degree. You may want to take this into consideration when deciding on a DPS ship to fly. One of my favorites is the Harbinger as you can apply several hundred DPS with Scorch crystals without ever having to move towards your target once they uncloak. Another option is sniper ships. Tier 3 battlecruisers and many battleships have the ability to fit as a long-range sniper that can hit from 150km to 200km away for big volley damage. These ships don't usually have a significant tank but they can fire from outside sentry gun range (which is 150 kilometers from the gate). The downside to using sniper ships is that fewer ships within sentry range wind up having to tank the guns and your gang becomes a bit split up. However they can still be very useful if utilized correctly.

Tackling: Any ship can tackle really. The most important thing is that they can fit a long range Warp Disruptor and have enough mid slots to fit at least a few Sensor Boosters. The idea being that one of your gangs ships should be fit to lock and tackle ships that uncloak off the gate as quickly as possible. When I camp, I prefer to bring one pilot in a Heavy Interdictor, also referred to as a HIC. These T2 cruisers can fit a massive tank as well as an infinite point tackling module. If your HIC pilot focuses his fit on being able to lock quickly and tank well then he can take a load off your gang as he handles the initial sentry barrage and ensures that even frigates won't be able to align and warp before you lock them down. Additional bonus is that any pilot who has fit Warp Core Stabilizers or has extra warp strength on their ship will not be able to escape your elite HIC warp scrambling.

Scouting: Really anything that can cloak. You want your scout on the other side of the gate to be invisible to those passing through so that they have no reason to be suspicious. I use a Helios but really anything cloaked will do.

What Are The Best Ways To Execute A Gate Camp?

Pounce Spots

When you hear the term "gate camp", you probably think about ships sitting on a gate literally just waiting. The truth is that there are much more effective (and safer) ways to camp that do not involve being on grid with the gate you are camping for most of the time. Once your gang has a GCC, they will most likely not want to sit around being shot by sentry guns. Additionally, if your targets are using scouts, you don't want your ships to be visible to it as it comes through. For this reason it is a great idea to create off grid "pounce" spots as well as slightly off scan pounce spots.

A close pounce will generally be only a few hundred to a few thousand kilometers away from the gate. Close enough that you can warp to it almost instantly but far enough that you will not be on grid or visible on someones overview when they jump through. A far pounce spot will be a lot farther, usually a little over 14.3 AU which is the max range the directional scanner would be able to detect your ships from if a scout came through and did a scan. Having these safe spots gives you a way to stay undetected by potential scouts, a way to avoid unnecessary sentry gun fire and a way to keep your gang safe from opposing gankers who cannot simply warp to the gate to engage you but must probe you out first instead.

Pilots who are camping with you and sitting in such a pounce spot should ALWAYS be checking their directional scanners on a regular basis for probes or suspicious ships. It is also a really good idea to create your pounce spots so that they are aligned with both the gate you are camping and a station in system that you feel safe docking at. This allows you to align at the gate AND the station at the same time, making it so that you can warp to either instantly in the case that a target jumps through or in the case that someone probes you out and lands in your pounce spot.

Try also to have your pilots shut the fuck up in local while you are using this method of hiding your fleet. Being vocal in local can scare away your targets by alerting their scouts just as easily as a ship on an overview.

Using Scouts

Much like if you were roaming, your scout should be controlled by a pilot who is clear, concise and alert. Your scout is the pilot who will be sitting in highsec on the other side of the gate. They should be informing your gang via either in-game text chat or voice chat about targets that are about to jump through as well as any other potential targets on scan that may be landing on the gate soon. The scout should be able to assess on the fly if the target about to jump through the gate is something you can handle engaging or if the population in local and the ships on scan indicate a possible trap.

It is important for your scout to work towards not alerting or scaring potential targets. Things they can do include flying a cloaky ship and then staying near the gate but not so near that they could become uncloaked. The scout should also be able to tell the gang when NOT to engage a target that has no chance of being caught (ie: anything that can cloak and warp) because these ships have almost no chance of being scrambled. Any time you can avoid alerting a ship that you can't catch is one less ship that you gave your position and intentions away to.

Your scout should know the system he is scouting from. If there are stations near the gate, they should be able to assess if ships on scan are simply at the station or in warp to the gate. Your scout should be watching his directional scanner and local CONSTANTLY. It is an important role that requires a lot of awareness so take it seriously (AKA not a role for stoners).

Engaging Targets

When a target has jumped in, the most important factor is to get your electronic warfare modules engaged as soon as possible. Disruptors, Scrambers and Webs will keep the ship from warping or burning back to the gate at a reasonable speed. Once your target(s) have been locked down, applying DPS quickly and efficiently to one target at a time is important. If you are lazy and slow, you give your opponent time to burn back to the gate, burn out of scrambler range, wait for friends to help or even shoot back and destroy one or more of your gang. Speed and efficiency are important. The less time you give your opponent to react, the better chance you will destroy him and return safely to your pounce spot with a fresh kill and no friendly losses.

When a targets ship does seem capable of getting back to the gate before you can destroy it, there is the important art of bumping. In Eve, when two ships collide, they are repelled away from each other. The effectiveness of a bump relies on how fast each ship is going and what their mass is. Simply approaching a target and turning on your microwarpdrive can be enough to bump them out of the way or even back the way they came but it will depend on your angle, the size of your ships and the speed of your ships as to whether or not this will have a significant effect or if you'll even hit them at all. I would recommend practicing with friends to get a feel for landing an effective bump.

Alert! Sentry guns will target drones! Sentry guns also switch targets on regular intervals but once they have chosen a target they stay on it for a set period of time. For this reason, it is best to deploy your drones AFTER the guns have started shooting and after your target has actually decloaked and can be engaged. If you leave your drones sitting out and orbiting while sentries are firing, the guns will turn them to dust before you can blink! Exclamation point!

Lastly, a lot of targets that come through will have a thin tank and be like an easy loot pinata. Be nice to your gangmates and let them get on the killmail! Fitting your ship with sensor boosters simply so you can get onto a killmail faster and land the killing blow just pisses off those who fill their mid slots with effective modules and miss out on half the kills. Obviously the safety of your gang and destruction of your targets always takes precedent but if possible, let everyone get in on the action. It's all about killboard padding!

Watching For Bait and Camp Crashers

Gate camping sounds easy! Warp to the gate, shoot at the target, profit! Generally though it is much less than a lazy activity because you have to constantly be on the lookout for those who want to crash your camp. Not only do they get the element of surprise if you aren't paying attention, but they also have you trapped against highsec (since most of us pirates are -5 or lower security status) and they get the added DPS of sentry guns (if you have an active GCC which you likely do). Even if you discount all of these things, your opponent already has a basic advantage in knowing where you are and what you are flying. Any static situation in Eve is easy to overcome if you simply organize more firepower or the right tools to approach it. Having your gang sitting in one spot near the gate with a number of easily identified ships means that eventually someone will notice and come calling. Always watch your scanner on the lowsec side of the gate. Always be aligned and ready to warp out. Sometimes you may be able to handle what is thrown at you but always remember that if you have been camping more than a few minutes then someone has already had enough time to arrange a gang to counter your ships and might be ready to warp in on you.

If your gang has members who own multiple accounts or you simply have friends who are bored and want to help, it's always fine to use additional scouts. The most important one is the one on the other side of the gate but it never hurts to place more scouts on other gates around the lowsec system you are in. This way if you see a gang or pilots massing, you know they may be preparing to to jump into your lowsec system and engage your camp much earlier than you would known have otherwise.

Bait can be a little harder to see coming. If a pilot who is clearly experienced jumps into your gang via the gate you are camping that there is a decent chance it is be bait. Just this week I lost a perfectly good Devoter to a Megathron who got us to engage and then brought in two friends in Guardians. Learn to be suspicious of everyone (already an attitude you should have in lowsec anyhow).


Remember that this guide is pretty specific. The advice other information are aimed towards helping you successfully camp a gate in lowsec that leads to highsec. There are other ways to camp in lowsec including camping lowsec->lowsec gates on both sides. There are also lots of ways to camp in nullsec that are completely different due to difference in what ships and equipment are allowed. Even in highsec it is possible to camp stations and gates to suicide gank valuable targets that are passing by. It's a broad topic but I hope that this guide is useful to those in low security space who wish to exploit the ignorance of highsec carebears who wander into our territory.

Many thanks to Andrea Skye for once again providing some of the most amazing Eve inspired MS Paint pictures I have ever seen.

Friday, November 9, 2012

Ever Vigilant

The Setup

Last night we scheduled a roam. I gave the fleet three options as to what they wanted to fly:

(1) Nano Cruisers
(2) Frigs/Destroyers
(3) Battleships

Stabber Fleet Issue
My vote was for battleships. Half a dozen folks just wandering around lowsec in battleships isn't something you get to see that often but alas I wound up getting most of the votes for nano cruisers and a couple for frigs. Nano cruisers are fine but I have been a bit sour since the loss of my good friend. I had my Cynabal for quite a while and it's a hell of a ship. Actually our corp has had a bit of a Cynabal death week as three of us lost them in three different engagements around lowsec. With it's current cost of close to 300 million ISK to replace and fit, I decided to look into other comparable options like the Vagabond and Stabber Fleet Issue. With SFI's running for only about 50 mil, Vagabonds closer to 130 million ISK and Cynabal's at a whopping 230 mil just for the hull, I went with the Stabber. The initial fit I came up with is thus:

[Stabber Fleet Issue, Nano]
Nanofiber Internal Structure II
Nanofiber Internal Structure II
Overdrive Injector System II
Damage Control II
Gyrostabilizer II
Tracking Enhancer II

Experimental 10MN MicroWarpdrive I
Warp Disruptor II
Large Shield Extender II
Large Shield Extender II

425mm AutoCannon II, EMP M
425mm AutoCannon II, EMP M
425mm AutoCannon II, EMP M
425mm AutoCannon II, EMP M
425mm AutoCannon II, EMP M

Medium Hybrid Ambit Extension I
Medium Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer I
Medium Core Defense Field Extender I

Valkyrie II x3
Warrior II x2

Immediately upon sharing this fit I was berated by my corpmates for wasting too much space on speed/agility and tank. For comparison, this was my old Cynabal fit:

[Cynabal, Nano]
Gyrostabilizer II
Gyrostabilizer II
Tracking Enhancer II
Nanofiber Internal Structure II
Nanofiber Internal Structure II

Experimental 10MN MicroWarpdrive I
Shadow Serpentis Warp Disruptor
Stasis Webifier II
Large Shield Extender II
Large Shield Extender II

425mm AutoCannon II, EMP M
425mm AutoCannon II, EMP M
425mm AutoCannon II, EMP M
425mm AutoCannon II, EMP M
50W Infectious Power System Malfunction

Medium Anti-EM Screen Reinforcer I
Medium Core Defense Field Extender I
Medium Core Defense Field Extender I

Valkyrie II x5

The difference is pretty stark. While the SFI gets better tracking and about 4,000 EHP more of a buffer tank with these setups, it's DPS is incredibly mediocre. Less drones, less falloff, less straight up damage from the guns. According to EFT the difference is 494 DPS vs 364 DPS when you include drone damage. The Cynabal also still has a faster max speed, even with the devotion of an entire extra low slot on my SFI to an Overdrive Injector. In actual practice so far, I found that things are even worse than they look. My SFI fit does crap for damage anywhere outside of 2 KM away and I either need to (1) drop the OD and add another Gyrostabilizer or (2) stop trying to make the Stabber Fleet Issue into a ship it's not and just spend the money on a Vagabond or Cynabal.

No Drone Left Behind

We had a really great turnout, about twice as many folks as I was expecting. When all was said and done, we had 12 pilots in fleet mostly in a variety of T2 Nano Cruisers with a little splash of Nanocane and an Ares for scout/tackle. Generally when looking for trouble in the past we would roam to Tama and then to Old Man Star but the past few weeks have shown Rakapas to be the most active spot in our local region. Jammed full of faction warfares newbs, we found ourselves in Rakapas with all of our ships at a planet, encouraging an enemy gang to come engage with us:

[ 03:20:24 ] Andrea Skye > planet 4 you bunch of fucking pussies
[ 03:20:26 ] Andrea Skye > lets fucking rock
[ 03:20:29 ] Andrea Skye > you tiny balled cunts
[ 03:20:32 ] Andrea Skye > i will wreck all of you

We saw a couple of ships lands 100 KM off, take a glance at our gang and warp away. For anyone not super familiar with PvP in lowsec or really, ANYWHERE in Eve, sitting in one spot with most of your fleet visible is never a good idea. There is rarely a situation where given enough time, your opponents cannot simply pull together a fleet that is bigger than or counters what you are showing them. The longer you sit there, the more likely it becomes you are just increasing their odds of winning an encounter and ensuring your own doom.

Slight Overkill in Mara

Then again, if you want to get fights, sometimes you have to just not care. So we sat there. After what seemed like forever, ships finally started to land. A Thorax, Rupture, Omen Navy Issue, Vigilant, some other crap. Nothing that looked like it posed much of a threat to a bunch of nano'd cruisers. We primaried the Vigilant and laid into him. Soon after, two Oneiros's landed. As the Vigilant finally went down, one Oneiros became primary and the other became the main target for neuts. Then the scale tipped as several MORE Caldari faction warfare ships landed to support their gang and among them was a Falcon. With our current primary Oneiro's at about half armor, I called for the retreat and told everyone to get out of the fight zone as the squids continued to warp in and Andrea Skye flipped out over voice comms about how ECM drones had jammed him for the entire fight. In the end we lost Ospie's Curse and Lazer's Hurricane. In return we got the killmail for a faction fit Vigilant and some fun. We had quite a bit of utility in our gang but not nearly enough DPS and it showed. Had we been able to lay into our opponents more, we likely would have killed more ships before having to bail.

Like always, half of the fun was the smacktalk and trolling afterward:

[ 03:30:35 ] Andrea Skye > YOU ALL SUCK DICKS
[ 03:30:35 ] Arahabaki > CRY CRY
[ 03:30:36 ] Andrea Skye > YOU ARE SHIT
[ 03:30:44 ] Nahzgul > lol
[ 03:30:46 ] Kobrakilla > LOL
[ 03:30:52 ] Nahzgul > you guts talk alot
[ 03:30:54 ] gwa84 > rofle fuck of back to hi sec you tards
[ 03:30:56 ] dragonrider000 > cry more pls my ship needs more fuel
[ 03:30:57 ] Nahzgul > guys*
[ 03:31:03 ] XTCFreq > hi guys
[ 03:31:03 ] Senenkoroshi > someone sounds mad...get killed by noobs?
[ 03:31:09 ] Arahabaki > GO HOME WANNABE PIRATES
[ 03:31:10 ] Chavu > Like is this the first time you ever did pvp?
[ 03:31:20 ] Chavu > This is hilarious

We Have Fun...

...and we are looking for a few more pilots to solidify our lineup. Sometime in the next few days I will set up the Python Cartel recruitment forums and we will open recruitment for a little bit. If anyone is interested now and impatient please contact Spectre3353 or Golden Helmet or Andrea Skye or Kobrakilla in game.

Wednesday, October 31, 2012

The Incursus Is Pretty Awesome Now

The Incursus Is Pretty Awesome Now

When I was very new to piracy, I was a bit of a dolt. Rather than flying the super effective and efficient Rifter, I stubbornly stuck with my Gallente roots and flew the Incursus. Years ago, you would pretty much have to fit it like this:

[Incursus, Old Buffer Tank]
Damage Control OR Magnetic Field Stabilizer
200mm Plate

1MN Microwarpdrive

Light Electron Blaster
Light Electron Blaster
Light Electron Blaster

A Drone

Not spectacular. You were pretty much guaranteed to get shut down by any competently fit Rifter or Punisher or a number of other frigs and cruisers. Really the only reason I ever got kills in it was because so many people fit their ships like shit. Then I leave for a bit, come back, and the Incursus is suddenly more attractive than even the Taranis due to the balance changes. Take this fit recommended to me by Sarah xCalibre:

[Incursus, New Active Armor Tank]
Pseudoelectron Containment Field I
Small Armor Repairer II
Small Armor Repairer II
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II

1MN Afterburner II
J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I
Small Capacitor Booster II, Cap Booster 200

Light Neutron Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
Light Neutron Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S
Light Neutron Blaster II, Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge S

Small Auxiliary Nano Pump I
Small Auxiliary Nano Pump I
Small Auxiliary Nano Pump I

Hobgoblin II x1

Looks interesting. A hefty tank with Gallente Frigates V trained and good fitting skills. 160 DPS to boot and it would be higher if you swap the EANM for a Magnetic Field Stabilizer. After pulling together the ship, the mods, the rigs, the ammo and the cap boosters, I decided to take this bad boy out for a spin. My first engagement just happened to be... another solo Incursus. Sitting on the gate to a plex, I landed and quickly locked him up and started laying in with my blasters. Soon he did the same and we started into a 500m orbit dance of death... or so we thought it would be. Five minutes later, we are still both firing away and repairing most of the damage. A couple of times I see his ship dip into structure but it is almost immediately compensated for and he repairs his armor back to full. I overload my guns until they are 90% damaged and can take no more and still we have not broken each others tank. Ten minutes have gone by and we are still circling, my cap boosters are starting to run dry and I have had to reload my guns multiple times. Fifteen minutes pass and I am amazed... we are still circling, still firing and I have nearly run out of ammo and cap boosters. Will he break before I do?

Before we can finish, a Condor and Merlin suddenly land on the gate where we have been fighting. One of the things about lowsec is that no targets go unseen for long and after 15 minutes in the same spot, we have finally been interupted. My opponent throws out a "gf" into local and warps off as the intruders tackle me. I turn my drained Incursus towards a planet, overheat my afterburner and try to make a break for it but there is no escape from a Condor doing 3500 m/s with a long range Disruptor. Fortunately the Merlin has a very difficult time catching up and I find myself easily tanking the Condors piss DPS with just a single armor repairer and no capacitor boosters. Another five minutes pass of me burning towards different celestials trying to warp as the Merlin tries to catch up and the Condor tries to do more than shit for damage.

Ten minutes pass and we are now hundreds of kilometers away from the gate where the original fight had taken place. I feel like I have been in a super alert fight mode forever. I don't know if I can ever remember an encounter having lasted this long in my entire time as a pilot. Off in the distance I see a Thrasher land. He is in the Condor and Merlins corporation and begins to burn towards us at several thousand meters per second. A Stiletto also lands, a bystander who simply wants to watch the show.

Finally after more minutes off waiting, the Merlin is finally starting to catch up to me and the Thrasher has burned into firing range. I have pretty much accepted I will be dead after almost 30 minutes of nonstop armor repairing. I target the Thrasher and turn on my blasters and scramble him and blow my very last cap charge and my last few volleys of ammo. To my great surprise, his shields begin to melt and he backs off. I see the distances on all three ships begin to adjust and they blip off my overview. They warped.

Thirty minutes of combat, four frigate opponents, probably tens-of-thousands of damage repaired, no ammo left, no cap boosters left, most modules almost burned out and my Incursus didn't even die. Or get a kill. What a crazy ship this is now.

[ 00:19:31 ] Julius Tavers > WOuld have boiled down to who ran out of cap boosters first
[ 00:19:39 ] Spectre3353 > i was down to like 2 when they dropped
[ 00:19:41 ] Spectre3353 > and almost out of ammo too
[ 00:19:43 ] Spectre3353 > i think you would have had it
[ 00:19:47 ] Julius Tavers > SHIT!
[ 00:19:49 ] Spectre3353 > haha
[ 00:19:51 ] Julius Tavers > I had like 14

The First Rule of Lowsec... that there is always someone stupid doing something stupid somewhere. All you have to do is put yourself in a position to take advantage of it. Like when you are roaming around in nano-cruisers and a young pilot in a Raven Navy Issue decides that flying through the Mara->Dantumi gate is a good idea.

Or when a slightly less young pilot in a Tempest Fleet Issue with an extremely expensive faction fit decides to not only jump into Aurohunen with you but to engage you on the other side of the gate instead of burning back and saving himself.

Friday, October 26, 2012


Beer #1

My Vexor might be big and beefy but she's still just a child. She has not been exposed to all the terrible things the universe has to offer. So imagine my disdain when I undocked from the station today to find this staring back at my face from just outside the station:

Oh Kerblammo...

But wait! What is this? A Drake on scan with it's pilots name written on it? Time to work my amazing social engineering skills:

[ 00:39:53 ] Spectre3353 > hi girbus.. i was hoping you could help me with a level 3 im trying to finish here
[ 00:40:22 ] Girbus Pexter > where is it at?
[ 00:40:25 ] Spectre3353 > passari
[ 00:40:47 ] Spectre3353 > its one with extra gates inside, there is a battleship rat
[ 00:40:51 ] Spectre3353 > it kept getting my armor down
[ 00:41:46 ] Spectre3353 > are you able to help?
[ 00:42:19 ] Girbus Pexter > i think im going to pass, this ship im in is mostly set up for exploration, not as much the fighting
[ 00:42:32 ] Spectre3353 > ugh ok thats too bad, i just need a little more dps i think
[ 00:42:40 ] Spectre3353 > just one more rat really
[ 00:42:51 ] Girbus Pexter > you scared the shit out of me jumping in like that by the way, maybe next time send the fleet invite first
[ 00:43:01 ] Spectre3353 > jumping in what??
[ 00:43:10 ] Spectre3353 > oh because i sent the invite im sorry
[ 00:43:51 ] Spectre3353 > well if you think you can help me with this one rat just let me know
[ 00:43:53 ] Spectre3353 > im going to keep trying
[ 00:43:55 ] Spectre3353 > thanks!
[ 00:44:09 ] Girbus Pexter > sure thing

No dice.

Beer #3

Mission running in an Ishtar in lowsec seems dangerous. Good thing this guy has the threat of war to deter any scool laddys that might try to cankil him:

[ 02:10:01 ] Golden Helmet > Hi there. If you send me 500m, we'll let you leave with your ship and pod intact
[ 02:10:28 ] Vinssent Nox > i dont have but if yopu attack me you enter in war
[ 02:10:36 ] Vinssent Nox > is the unic time for you
[ 02:10:41 ] Golden Helmet > ok, you die
[ 02:10:46 ] Golden Helmet > we're deccing your corp too
[ 02:10:53 ] Vinssent Nox > ok no is important
[ 02:11:04 ] Golden Helmet > 500m for your pod
[ 02:11:11 ] Vinssent Nox > you dont understand me?
[ 02:11:15 ] Vinssent Nox > you enter in war naw
[ 02:11:17 ] Golden Helmet > 500m or we smash your pod
[ 02:11:33 ] Vinssent Nox > you can kill the pod but ... this attack is war for the new goons
[ 02:11:34 ] Golden Helmet > either you dec us or we dec you, doesn't matter, right now we're talking about your pod
[ 02:11:35 ] Vinssent Nox > jajaja
[ 02:11:57 ] Golden Helmet > 500m or my lemmings get to scoop your corpse, deal?
[ 02:12:05 ] Vinssent Nox > i have clones and 4 acounts
[ 02:12:12 ] Vinssent Nox > you see im scared?
[ 02:12:13 ] Vinssent Nox > hahaha
[ 02:12:15 ] Vinssent Nox > nob!
[ 02:12:15 ] Golden Helmet > that doesn't matter
[ 02:12:24 ] Golden Helmet > huehuehue
[ 02:12:30 ] Golden Helmet > huehuehuehue
[ 02:12:31 ] Vinssent Nox > you are a bad nob... you and your scool laddys cankil me nob
[ 02:12:40 ] Golden Helmet > kk br scum
[ 02:12:56 ] Golden Helmet > also we're gonna send this conversation to your CEO when the dec vote goes through
[ 02:13:04 ] Golden Helmet > k bye huehuehue morde es #1

Beer #6

From the Python Cartel secret forums:
- Part 1: A T1 cruiser roam where everyone fits out a T1 cruiser to be balls out DPS and we run around looking for shit to kill. We will probably roam down the pipe if we can't find anything local.
For this op you will need a pimped out super-DPS T1 cruiser AND something that can be involved in a gatecamp (BC/BS/CS/etc). If you need help getting one or both of these things to Passari, please take care of it in the next day or two. You have nearly three days to get this shit together, don't let me down. If nobody shows up to this op and is prepared I will assume PC is dead and cry sadly as I jerk off and then quit Eve again.
Seriously though, don't let me down or I'll hate you all. Just kidding. But seriously.

Beer #11

After a long hard day, we settled down to camp the gate for a little bit. I sipped on my final beer and felt a cool calm wash over me. I kicked my Harbinger into warp and engaged the Drake that had just jumped through with my talentless, smelly corpmates. His name... it seemed familiar...

[ 03:21:19 ] Spectre3353 > hey man can you come help me with this mission still? im still having trouble
[ 03:21:24 ] Girbus Pexter > hello again
[ 03:21:46 ] Girbus Pexter > im good, just got my ass handed to me being an idiot over there anyway
[ 03:21:55 ] Spectre3353 > oh no what happened????
[ 03:22:31 ] Girbus Pexter > oh you know, make a 100 trips in and out of passari with no problem and get lazy, suddenly you jump into a gate camp
[ 03:22:49 ] Spectre3353 > oh gosh that is the worst... do you have another ship you can use to replace your other one???
[ 03:23:41 ] Girbus Pexter > yeah but outfitting it is goiing to be a bitch, just spent most of my money on manufacturing supplies and wont have anymore till the stuff sells
[ 03:24:22 ] Spectre3353 > well im here at the gate in pass, it looks clear and your wreck still is unlooted
[ 03:24:26 ] Spectre3353 > you might be able to come get it
[ 03:24:29 ] Spectre3353 > and not have to rebuy it all
[ 03:24:47 ] Girbus Pexter > lol


[ 04:03:19 ] Deryn Angrard > i have never heard of you guys, but you seem like nice group

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Readjusting To Eve


Some things have changed since I last played this game. Tier 3 battlecruisers and Ancillary Shield Boosters now exist. Ship prices have doubled. There also seems to be some serious power creep as everyone flying around in lowsec is in a fancy faction cruiser or a Tech 3 cruiser. I'm scared to even fly my Cynabal around as the cost to replace it means I probably just won't when it gets blown up sometime soon. On the upside, the Incursus is still cheap and it seems to have magically grown a 4th low slot. Someone actually tried to tell me that the Merlin and Incursus have now surpassed the Rifter as the scariest T1 frigate which sounds like absolute blasphemy. My first stab at flying the new Incursus:

[Incursus, New]
Adaptive Nano Plating II
Small Armor Repairer II
Damage Control II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

1MN Afterburner II
J5b Phased Prototype Warp Scrambler I
X5 Prototype Engine Enervator

Light Neutron Blaster II
Light Neutron Blaster II
Light Neutron Blaster II

Small Anti-Explosive Pump I
Small Auxiliary Nano Pump I
Small Auxiliary Nano Pump I

Hobgoblin II x1

I've been told though that I should be dual-repping for maximum tank. We'll see. Flying a blaster ship with no Magnetic Field Stabilizers seems like the type of thing a little girl would do and I'm not happy to consider it.

Mission Runners Are Cute

We tackle a Drake in a mission:

[03:47:32] Evangeline Macdowell > hey
[03:47:33] Spectre3353 > hi
[03:47:38] Spectre3353 > 100 mil and you can leave with your ship
[03:47:40] Spectre3353 > you have 30 seconds
[03:47:42] Evangeline Macdowell > cmon let me go
[03:47:47] Spectre3353 > you have 20 seconds
[03:47:50] Spectre3353 > 100 mil into my wallet
[03:48:00] Evangeline Macdowell > lol you so dumb then
[03:48:01] Spectre3353 > 10 seconds

We tackle his pod:

[03:48:18] Spectre3353 > this is a ransom for your pod
[03:48:23] Spectre3353 > you have 30 seconds to pay me 100 million isk
[03:48:24] Spectre3353 > 30 seconds
[03:48:37] Spectre3353 > 15 seconds
[03:48:54] Spectre3353 > 5 seconds
[03:49:01] Evangeline Macdowell > lol my pod isnt even woth 10
[03:49:59] Evangeline Macdowell > sorry, you wasted time on me
[03:50:14] Spectre3353 > killing you is not a waste of time
[03:50:20] Spectre3353 > it makes me feel happy
[03:50:30] Evangeline Macdowell > but you made virtually no profit
[03:50:42] Evangeline Macdowell > I can understand the reason for ransom
[03:50:51] Spectre3353 > because profit is only secondary
[03:50:59] Spectre3353 > blowing you up is emotional profit
[03:51:50] Evangeline Macdowell > Well Im glad because turns out I just made a profit off of you
[03:52:18] Spectre3353 > excellent!
[03:52:22] Spectre3353 > im really glad to hear we could help you
[03:52:34] Spectre3353 > if you want us to help you get ship insurance again we would love to be of service
[03:53:16] Evangeline Macdowell > Thanks, but I see it being the other way around in the future =)
[03:53:26] Spectre3353 > youre welcome to come kill me any time
[03:53:26] Evangeline Macdowell > Have a good night.
[03:53:31] Spectre3353 > just ask and i can tell you where i am
[03:53:32] Spectre3353 > you too!
[03:53:33] Spectre3353 > good night

Friday, October 19, 2012

The Voices of Eve

It took a few days but I remember now why I love Eve.

[ 01:29:53 ] Spectre3353 > but you should come play anyhow
[ 01:30:13 ] Spectre3353 > have some fun
[ 01:30:14 ] Spectre3353 > live a little
[ 01:30:18 ] Drazer Emolite > we are
[ 01:30:22 ] Drazer Emolite > just not with you pussies

It's not the fights. It's not the graphics.

[ 02:53:32 ] Spectre3353 > BLOBS RUIN EVERYTHING
[ 02:53:34 ] Spectre3353 > JERKS
[ 02:55:09 ] Rovain Sess > fellowships m8.. they are fellowships..
[ 02:55:15 ] Spectre3353 > fellowship of the blob
[ 02:55:20 ] Spectre3353 > the two blobs
[ 02:55:26 ] Spectre3353 > return of the blob
[ 02:55:33 ] Titus Petronius > No, the blob just got here.
[ 02:55:37 ] Titus Petronius > :P
[ 02:55:37 ] TwiceDAsiZe > one blob to rule them all
[ 02:55:50 ] Titus Petronius > I think you're mistaken, that would be the goons.
[ 02:55:59 ] Spectre3353 > and in the darkness blob them
[ 02:56:02 ] Squanto > one spectre douche to

It's not even the nice friends in Python that I get to fly with.

[ 03:26:29 ] Zalgo13 > Spectre3353 state you reason for fleet invite
[ 03:26:37 ] Spectre3353 > trying to fix a bug with my overview
[ 03:26:39 ] Zalgo13 > so im not immediatly wwarped off to a pso
[ 03:26:41 ] Zalgo13 > to kill me
[ 03:27:11 ] Spectre3353 > just need a fleet with someone in it so i can fix my overview is all
[ 03:27:12 ] Spectre3353 > no big deal
[ 03:27:13 ] Dr Goobles Lazair > he wants to have buttsex with your myrmidon
[ 03:27:37 ] Zalgo13 > no
[ 03:27:40 ] Zalgo13 > ask in local
[ 03:27:45 ] Spectre3353 > you are in local
[ 03:27:52 ] Zalgo13 > w/o fleeting
[ 03:28:04 ] Spectre3353 > i just dont have many friends, i was hoping we could fly together
[ 03:28:05 ] TwiceDAsiZe > knock knock
[ 03:28:10 ] Spectre3353 > frolick through the green meadows of space
[ 03:28:13 ] Spectre3353 > make out a little
[ 03:28:15 ] Jimar Perrin > lol

It's the smacktalk.

[ 01:11:46 ] Spectre3353 > could you give me a fleet invite please so i can fix my overview?
[ 01:11:55 ] Ulstari Monomer > shut up idiot

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Some Things Never Change

Nostalgia. How do you explain it? A feeling is not something you can describe easily. It is not something you can explain to someone who has not experienced it. Yet as I accelerated into warp I felt it flowing over me. This feels so familiar yet I have not felt it in such a long time. Like coming home after being away for so long.

My Cynabal shuddered as it began to decelerate. In front of me stood a warp gate and I activated it immediately. I landed, locked him down and destroyed his ship with ease.

[03:47:25] Spectre3353 > if you want your capsule to survive, i require 50 mill isk
[03:47:31] Spectre3353 > you have 30 seconds to comply and send that money to my wallet
[03:47:33] Spectre3353 > or i will pod you
[03:47:37] Spectre3353 > 30 seconds starting now
[03:47:48] Angel Grace > Nice
[03:47:51] Spectre3353 > 20
[03:48:02] Spectre3353 > 10
[03:48:07] Angel Grace > peace
[03:48:07] Spectre3353 > this is your final warning
[03:48:22] Angel Grace > eat my dick
[03:49:17] Spectre3353 > i would prefer not to
[03:49:26] Spectre3353 > i enjoy less exotic meats
[03:50:01] Angel Grace > You do know I am going to skin your whole family alive while you watch and soak in their blood, right?

Some things never change.